Reight, I've wasted enough time defending that shower of *****

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    First up, step forwards Messrs Wiseman and Kennedy. I was a better fullback then either of you. I never played above school football and Sunday league, but I did a much better job than either of you are capable. I wasn't as fast and I wasn't as fit, but I knew what the role entailed. I played right back and my job was to stop the left winger getting a cross in. If their right winger had the ball, my job was to stop their left winger heading the cross in the back of our net. And that's what I did, week in, week out. It's not ******* rocket science. Occasionally the left winger would beat with a bit of skill and get a cross over, but it never happened because I wasn't within 20 ******* yards of him. It just didn't happen because I knew the role of a full back. You two have proved time and time and time and time again that you simply don't know what you're doing. You're incapable of playing that position. So you've got to go.

    Trouble is, despite the complete incompetence we're not allowed sack you. You'll want your enormous contracts paying up. And no one will buy you because, well, you're ****. And if you stay here we've got to continue paying you. The way I see it, there's no other option, we're going to have to put you down.

    As for the rest of you, if you were signed to this club before Keith Hill and David Flitcroft set about destroying it, come and stand over here. Luke, Bobby, Jim come and stand with us, you'll be alright. If you've come through the youth system, come and stand with us. The rest of you, unless you tear up your contracts right now and **** off, we're going to bring in the firing squad. Chris, Martin, Tomasz we'll ask them to aim to miss you, but we've got them on the cheap, so I wouldn't be too confident.

    It's the only way out of this mess, I'm telling you.
     
  2. BFC

    BFCFan4Life Well-Known Member

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    Kennedy had a good game then? :(

    I'm beyond frustrated. How knackered can Nyatanga be?
     
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    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    If they're looking for volunteers for the firing squad please put my name on the list.
     
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    Afraid I agree.

    The players they brought in seemingly played for them. Not the club.
     
  5. Jay

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    I actually thought Wiseman was worse, again, but Kennedy was awful. Their second goal - right winger tears down the wing, Jim O'Brien sets off after him, but the Derby player has a 5 yard start and Jim's never going to catch him, despite the obvious effort. Kennedy is in front of him. All he has to do is go to the winger, he doesn't even have to put a challenge in, he just has to get between their winger and the goal. He runs the other way.

    Meanwhile, two Derby players line up at the back post. Wiseman has to mark at least one of them. He runs the other way. Converging fullbacks.

    Utter ****.
     
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    I cannot believe how bad they are compared to last season.
    the following can do one as far as im concerned.
    Kennedy
    Ethuhu
    Ramage
    wiseman

    Id sooner see kids get a chance.
     
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    Fantastic post that mate. And as you will have noticed there were 3 missing in front of you. For reasons if you van be bothered to find earlier. Both goals were shown on sky as they happened.

    One man should have dealt with both goals.

    As much as he had improved this year most goals continue to come from his absolutely ***** defending.

    I will absolutely not blame wilson whatsoever. Both keith and flicker and the board deserve a royal rodgering. And bloody hard too.

    My club is ****ed. And the one at the top must ultimately take the blame.

    Rant ****ing over (a drunken one at that)
     
  8. JLWBigLil

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    I enjoyed the potential punch up

    Near us in the first half. Apart from that and Cywka's brilliant goal bugger all else to get excited about.
    Apparently, one bloke threatened the other with his season ticket, the evil swine!
     
  9. Dys

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    Re: I enjoyed the potential punch up

    What was that about Kev? I just watched that for a while instead of the football. Loads better.
     
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    Don't be questioning the White Knight.
     
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    Execute the crap players? I like it!! :D
     
  12. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    I did notice you were missing. I can imagine why.
     
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    Re: I enjoyed the potential punch up

    One guy stood up and started shouting at the blokes behind to get behind the team and stop moaning. One of the blokes took exception to this and his mates had to calm him down. Well, physically restrain him.
     
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    Re: I enjoyed the potential punch up


    I humbly apologise for that fracas mate, I only told him the truth though! Kennedy is too slow to catch a cold and Wiseman can run fast and well just that really !!
     
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    I don't know, mate

    I was just impressed that two blokes could muster up enough excitement to want to fight one another! One of them is a regular, I've seen him going down for years, but I'd never seen the other guy before. The second man disappeared before half time.
     
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    It really annoyed me!

    I was having a pleasant snooze till those two woke me up!
     
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    I've questioned the white knight for years. Unfortunately in some quarters he is untouchable.

    He might have saved the club but will destroy it in my opinion

    And a load of other ****

    Im not a fan as you can see
     
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    Kennedy=****.
     
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    I've been going out on a Sunday afternoon for 15 years. Except since the last month cos I got a new job. I have missed it. Felt we were going to get a good hiding and both me and my dad thought we'd rather have a few with it being holiday season.

    Looks as though we made the right decision.

    Although I still stuck a quid on mccourt and 1-1. Which would have brought 70 quid. (So I still have some blind optimism somewhere).

    Our kid wasn't pleased though. Although when it was 2-0 he decided to go play on his tablet.

    Looks like we missed a fracas though lol
     
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    unfortunately we have 2 many players who have been used to having there bellys tickled while being told what fantastic human beings they are by the last 2 managers. Yes both managers have provided good times over that period but ultimately we have been left with a shambles of a team.
    I wish danny all the luck in the world because i fear we are going to sink a lot deeper before we start to rise again
     

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