Reight then. Quote/poem/passage suggestions.

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  1. Gue

    Guest Guest

    I've been asked to do a short reading at my mate's wedding.

    Any suggestions?
     
    Guest, Jul 25, 2005
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  2. Gue

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    Adam Hinchcliff? any of his ideas?

    should go down a reight storm
     
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  3. Red

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    Is this at the service, and in church?
     
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  4. Gue

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    In any marriage there are three rings

    First comes the engagement ring
    Then the wedding ring
    and finally the SUFFER-RING
     
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  5. Gue

    Guest Guest

    It's a civil ceremony.

    Cannon Hall, so I understand I'm not supposed to say anything religious.
     
    Guest, Jul 25, 2005
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  6. Caz

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    RE: In any marriage there are three rings

    I thought you was going to say........... then comes the one that he's constantly sat on (lol)
     
    Cazi, Jul 25, 2005
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  7. Gue

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    Nice one

    or in my case the WALLPAPER-ring:pff
     
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  8. AIR

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    In any marriage there are three rings

    Firstly there's the engagement ring,
    Secondly there's the wedding ring,
    and finally you give her a bloody good rodger-RING.
     
    AIRTyke, Jul 25, 2005
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  9. Gue

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    Dun't that come before the engagement ring?

    (lol)
     
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  10. AIR

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    Yeah but it ruins the punchline
     
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