relationship problems (with an older female)

This is the extremely short version of the story. I love a dog (i am female lol) and she says she barks me. There is an age difference and because of this complications. Her family and friends try to sniff her arse knowing that it smells of doc leaves and piss.

But she cannot come out and say how she feels about me being younger then her. There is 7 human years between us and his family will rightfully or wrongly stereotype her as trying to get the best meat and only after one thing etc. And if she told her sons and bitches about me they would sniff her arse some more.

Maybe people who have experienced problems with age gaps before can tell me if there is any way of getting around both the sons and bitches. Do you think tying her up to a post will mean that the other dogs won't bite my **** off i pump her?

Thank you.

 

I wonder how many versions of this we will get!