Ricco signs for port vale..

just gone on official site

 

notts forest were after him nt

 

I like the bit on Port Vale's site where Martin Foyle says:

'I want someone who can consistently churn out fifteen goals, who can hold the ball up...'

Oh they are going to be so disappointed. Oh yes, he holds the ball up alright when he can actually reach it. What they don't seem to know is that in doing so he holds every move up and invariably loses the ball or fails to see the right option around him. Honest and hard working yes, but so are many pub players.

 

Bit harsh, pontyender.

 

Wrong. He's signed for a MLS team.

He's signed for David Beckhams' rivals - New York Jello.
They're well known for being near the bottom of the league.
He's joined up with an ex-BFC player, who was constantly injured.

Here it comes ...
Their website says:

"Ricco says hello to Jello rello with sicko Kello".

I'm completely **** me.

 

At times he's looked like a pub player with shocking awareness and vision of what's going on around him. Strange - I usually like triers but never really took to Ricco. Probably because Ritchie would never drop him no matter how abysmally he was playing and obvious match winners like Nads were kept warming the bench.

 

RE: Wrong. He's signed for a MLS team.

How did Kell not win Disabled Player of the Year? He was robbed.

 

My theory:

He caught disableditis in the Welcome Stand.
He started with a mild case of sp4ckyleggedness, but spent so much time with the Joeys that he became a full blown Deaconoid.

It's only a theory.
I've not been and asked 11 customers of our milkman or owt.