Richard Kell

Scarborough end Kell spell early
Scarborough have curtailed the loan spell of Barnsley midfielder Richard Kell after just two Conference appearances for the Seasiders.
The 26-year-old is looking to regain full match fitness following a lengthy spell out with a broken leg.

Seasiders boss Neil Redfearn says his side faces "12 cup finals" as they look to secure their Conference status.

They are one point above the relegation zone, but all three teams below them have several games in hand over Boro.

 

Redders not want a good passer in his team ?

 

Ode to the best passer at the club

We've been sold a pup, Kells as brittle as owt
If he's the best passer, my arse will come out.
Phil Gridlet played more times than I think Kell will make,
Admit it tykeman, you were wrong, for f.u.c.ksake.

 

Ode to Scarborough by Richard Kell

Scarborough's on the North Yorks coast
There's a lovely cafe that sells nice toast
I went up there to improve the team
With me accurate passing like a lazer beam
But I've been told to bugger off home
I'm abart as good as a garden gnome
So it's back to Barn-ser-ley for me
Where I'll put me feet up and drink some tea.

 

Mcphail is the best passer at the club

 

You're 50% right

He's 100% left.

 

Ode to Tykeman by Richard Kell

Tykeman telling his mates down the pub</p>

&quot;That Kell's the best passer in the club&quot;</p>

Turns out I'll never tackle or win a header</p>

Tykeman knows as much about football as my bell end cheddar.</p>

 

Yes but

if you were left footed and therofore you could pass a ball better with your left oot, you would use it wouldnt you? He doesnt need to use his right foot becasue hes quality at passing with his left.

 

Ode to Richard Kell by Neil Redfearn

I once had a young lad named Kell
At passing the ball he'd excel
He put Gridelet to shame by being frequently lame
and he'd get injured scratching his bell.

 

RE: Said ..

the Kevin Betsy is god squad.

 

RE: Said ..

Hello. Good random name calling</p>

In what way am i the &quot;Kevin betsy is God squad&quot;.??</p>

In the same vein I hereby christen you the &quot;I'd like to eat the winnets of Michael McIndoe with cheesy beans on a Sunday evening Set&quot;.</p>

Is that OK? </p>

 

RE: Ode to Tykeman by Richard Kell

You know nothing at all about football.

Kell is a good passer. The worst thing that happened was that he got injured on penultimate game of last season and needs games to improve his physical condition.

 

RE: Ode to Tykeman by Richard Kell

Howling with laughter.

 

RE: Fantastic

carry on my lord..ff

 

RE: Ode to Tykeman by Richard Kell

Go on, do the one about Burns being ****. That's my favourite one.</p>

 

club statement re: Richard Kell

Richard's loan spell with Scarborough has unfortunately been cut short following a promising spell. The latest setback is hopefully a temporary one and our physio/shop assistant are working hard to get him back to 13% fitness. He's picked up repetative strain injury from all the good passing and that.

 

RE: Ode to Tykeman by Richard Kell

That is because you dont understand football, said it before and will say it again.

Next time you see Burns play watch and see how many times he actually wins the ball and uses it. You will probably find he gives it away and loses takles more than you think.

Just because he runs around alot does not mean he is a good footballer.

 

lol

continued............
unfortunately Richard isnt up to the standard of conference football, there have been a few enquiries from clubs in the Ryman league.

 

RE: Ode to Tykeman by Richard Kell

He gives the ball away incredibly rarely, because he always chooses the simple ball - his passes rarely go astray not because of any remarkable ability but because he simply wins it and gives it to someone who can play.</p>

Here's one for you - next time you go to a game watch how much work the two central midfielders have to do in the system we play. Attacking with 2 wingers at home means when attacks break down we end up with 4-2-4 as much as 4-4-2, leaving the two in the centre witha lot to cover. Watch how many times Burns is in the right place and comes out with the ball.</p>

I think you'll also find that he's got 5 goals this season as well.</p>

He's player of the year by a street at the moment. Your opinion is not fit to clean the winnets off his arse.</p>

 

Maybe this mentalist might sign him?

"I'm just a down to earth, really humble guy," the Brentford manager told Sky Sports News. "I am just a football supporter that manages a team.

"I only manage my players like I manage my four children at home. My children are well behaved and have to work hard at school, keep their bedrooms tidy and live properly.

"If they do all those things then what they do for the rest of their lives is a bonus.

"We encourage the same sort of things with the players."

Allen has refuted claims from some sections of the media that he is mad and knows that everything he does is what is right for the football club.

"People don't really know what I'm about, all they think is that because I dived in a river one afternoon then I must be mad.