Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!
The missus when she's drying her hair while she watches me getting my kit off ready to go in the shower? .... or a towel
The man who makes it, doesn't make it for himself, the man who buys is doesn't want it, the man who uses it doesn't know he's using it.
You want to buy a shirt for £97, but you don’t have enough money. You borrow £50 off your dad, and £50 off your mum. £50 + £50 = £100 You buy the shirt and have £3 change. You give £1 to your dad, £1 to your mum, and you keep £1 to yourself. You now owe both your parents £49 each. £49 + £49 = £98 £98 + YOUR £1 = £99 Where has the other £1 gone?
