Right then. Baldness and culture.

Has anyone noticed all this fannying about with their heads men do all over the world?

Jews wearing skull caps bang where a bald patch goes.

Monks actually shaving bald patches in so you wouldn't know who'd got one and who hadn't.

Turbans for men over a certain age.

Shaving it all off.

Always required by the rules of religion which are, of course, always dictated by middle aged men.

You heard it here first. I thank you.

 

Shurrup baldy!

 

I insist that you wear a Sou' Wester.

 

Baldness is your body's way of telling you

That you should already be dead.

Probably.

 

I rather be bald than ginner...

 

If Winston Churchill wasn't dead

Then we could ask him which he preferred.

 

Obvious really...

1) Bald
2) Dead
3) Ginner

he used to pee in the garden all the time too. Must have been his ginner genes.