Robins on GARDEN LEAVE!!!

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  1. Jud

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    Don't think barnsley will get breckin though.
     
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    Done deal.

    Awaiting ratification from Paddy C over the weekend.

    Sorted.
     
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    4 Leylandii at the back and a giant redwood up front then. nt

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    Cant see it going any other way now

    Dont think rovrum are preparing for the weekends game with Robins in mind.
     
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    On the positive side,the last bloke didn't have any managerial experience,at least Mark 'kerr-pow' Robins has
     
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    might give im a ring.....

    still havent got round to pruning the rose bushes and weeding the lawn..
     
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    Quite comical really...

    although not for Mark Robins, i'd assume.</p>

    Rotherham Chairman: &quot;Mark, we've had an approach from Barnsley. They want to talk to you about the managers job over there. We'd never stand in your way if you felt you wanted to move upwards. Do you want to go over and have a chat with them?&quot;</p>

    Robins: &quot;Yeah, no harm in speaking to them, provided your happy with that.&quot;</p>

    Chairman: &quot;No worries. Get thi sen off.&quot;</p>

    Next day.....</p>

    Robins: &quot;Morning boss. Just about to take some training with the lads...&quot;</p>

    Chairman: &quot;Yeah, about that. Think its best you go home until you've decided where your loyalties lie...&quot;</p>

    Robins: &quot;But yesterday you said.........&quot;</p>

    Chairman: &quot;Bye Mark!&quot;</p>

    Sounds like a dirty underhanded trick BFC would usually perform. I wouldn't put it past us now offering it someone else, and screwing him right up, because he'll never have any relationship with the fans/chairman now... will he?</p>
     
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    RE: Quite comical really...

    I would "imagine" a bit more like......

    Paddy C. OK lads, I've finished on the beach and I'm in the bar. Offer the lad two blackies egg for the gig.

    Laurel and Hardy. OK boss. We're meeting him at 8. I can't see him turning that down.


    Later that evening.

    Laurel and Hardy. Now then Robin. How does two blackies eggs sound.

    Robin. Fck off.


    Robin leaves and Laurel and Hardy get on the hotline to Paddy C who has hit the disco.

    Laurel and Hardy. Blimey Paddy, he turned us down, maybe we should have offered him peanuts?

    Paddy C. Buggerit. break the bank lads. Offer him the lot. Fifteen shiny pebbles and as many lasses from tarn as his tongue can handle.



    Robin pleased the decision made itself phones Stewart from the car.

    Robin. Now then Mr Stewart. I've thought about it, had a chat with them dingles and I've decided I love Rovrum. I'll see you tommorow for training. Thanks for being so nice.

    Stewart. Great news lad.


    Meanwhile, back at the batcave.....

    Laurel and Hardy phone Robin at home, Batman, Robins agent takes the message

    Batman...Shiny Pebbles you say. I think we may have a deal



    Batman calls Robin to explain

    Robin, Wow, all them lasses frum Tarn. fck, I've already told Chairman I'm staying. I'm too scared to tell him I've "changed my mind", will you tell him for me Batman"

    Batman - No bother. I'm a low life double crossing agent, with no scruples. I have no problem going back on my own, or even your, word.


    Batman calls Stewart.

    Batman. Now then kid. Hands up all those chairman that have a manager. Hands down stewart.


    Incenced Stewart calls Robin, but has turned his mobile off because he is scared. First thing in the morning Stewart grabs Robin on the training ground.

    Stewart - Now lad the what the **** are you doing.

    Robin - Taking training boss, like I said.

    Stewart - Not frickin likely you two faced t!t - get home and watch Fern and Phil and do some Gardening with Wombwell - and that's with Wombwell, not In Wombwell.




    None of the above is intended to reflect any real people or any similarity to true life and that.
     
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    Hit nail on head there!

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    He's coming here - nailed on.
     

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