Roll Call for the Outpost Setdy

We are all meeting up for a pint before the match on saturday.

Me, Windy, mrx, Tommee Tyke, Bingley Red, AliTyke, Tykey Tykey Frum Tarn, Blade, Cazi, Terry Nutkins, Tyketalker, Big & Daft and McDog.

All welcome, we'll be in the lounge side if you fancy joining us for a pre-match pint.

 

hahahahahahahaha

 

I wish I could mate...

Cricket on Saturday on Sunday.</p>

I'll tell you what though thats like the cast from usual suspects.</p>

 

RE: I wish I could mate...

Tssk, pity, you could see what friendly tykes we all are.

Score a century for me. Ads would also be there but he is also laikin cricket. He's got a new hatmask / helmet / Rap-pod combo to trial at Kexboro. He's opening the batting to give it maximum exposure.

 

I know...

He's playing as Brian Laura this weekend. They'd run out of Lara masks so he made one from Derek Pringle instead.

 

I wondered where all my black felt pens had gone

as long as they have been used wisely......

 

He spent hours on it...

Whilst listening to on a ragga tip and Chaka demus and pliers.</p>

Legendary skills fact.</p>

 

Pliers never went on to much after they split

did he/she*? (*not suggesting the tool-named accomplice was a lady-boy, just unsure of gender)

Mind you Chaka Demus was never as good her Muslim sounding sister.

Do I qualify as sexist/racist/homophobe yet?

 

Only in the afternoon and if your name is...

I hate <strike>negroids</strike> <strike>darkies</strike> oh I give up.</p>

Whats the political name for our minorities these days?</p>

Chalkie thats it.</p>

 

RE: Only in the afternoon and if your name is...

**** knows these days. We've got a mate called Black Paul, he got the name cos we had two other mates called Paul, not black, he's always been called it and now I think I shouldn't call it him when talking about him (Daft, cos he couldn't give a **** and we couldn't either. I'm sure it's against some rules (afternoons onlys).

 

Leonard Rossiter would turn in his grave...

and don't even get me on about Alf Garnett

 

PC / H&S Brigade

Get this .. Health & Safety bods turned up at one of my boozers t'other day.

Reported us for "having an aluminium stepladder in a storeroom, MISSING IT's RUBBER SAFETY FEET"

I thanked them for their observation and told them it had been destroyed immediately and to come and re-inspect. They did and gave us the ok. I really told the manager to put in the attic until they had f@cked off and bring it out again.

It will be my fault when it all goes tits up no doubt.

 

RE: PC / H&S Brigade

Thing is it'll be you thats on it when it does.</p>

Tight Barsteward.</p>

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Too right, £15+ them stepladders

rather spend a month in jail.

Anyway, I've got my handyman to sharpen the legs so they act like crampons into any surface, including concrete.

rubber feet, ****, keep coming off.

 

It'll not take the new carpets long to have glue like characteristics!! nt

 

Hey, don't mention new carpets

we let them get that bad so they have a nice hard surface, and then just re-tarmac them once every few years. Gotta make a living you know.

 

Hehe

Good to see the dogs back mate anyway.</p>

I'm off to know some zeds art.</p>

I'll catch thi later.</p>

 

Likewise

Si thi later mate