rory fallon is wanted by other clubs

The six foot 13 inch striker i poised for a move to premeirship side Liverpool to join fellow grunting giant Peter Crouch. The pair of social rejects are beleived to have become close whilst joining the &quot;im tall and every time i run i fall&quot; (ITAETIRIF) club for football misfits. other groups suchas this that helped the extroardinary built strikers find the ITAETIRIF include fellow ex barnsley striker Mike sheron who along with Barry Conlon have setup the &quot; Lumber around and look like a donkey? - its not your fault blame the bad ground&quot; and are encouraging new members to get the groups off the ground, to join by broadcasting it to the larger majority of lumberers suchas Emile Heskey (who also cannot seem to get off the ground&quot;.</p>

Rafa Benitez comments that &quot; yerrrs well i errr duno&quot; and rivals Chelsea are increasingly upping the transfer fee with allegations that they will sign him and send him to lower and worse off clubs like Sheffield wednesday to become a good palyer like they did with Craig Rocastle.</p>

Too cut a length story shorter wee will be keeping you peoples uptodated sooner than after or later.</p>

Rob Knowles.</p>

 

Be nice if we were in the chasing pack too.

 

That story is too well-written to be one of rOB Knolwes' efforts.

Hes'teh bestest jornlest in the Wrold!

FATC.

 

lol i know

it was too much of an after thought to put him in so i just did the last sentence.