Rottweilers ...

... hang them all.

"I need a guard dog ... I'll get one of those massive dangerous devil dogs, in fact - no - I'll get two just to ensure that any attack turns into a frenzy".

Owners fault my harris.
It's in their nature.
I've never seen a "three year old mauled to death by pack of Yorkshire Terriers" headline.

Shoot them all.
Then hang them, just to make sure.

 

Agreed....

that the dogs should be putdown. They are a menace to society and very dangerous. How anyone can love or want this type of dog is amazing.

 

Akita's aren't bad though ...

... as they mainly attack the Japanese.

I'm going to start up the "Anti Rottweiler Society".
ARS will tackle all the important devil dog subjects - including mauling, biting, growling & possibly excessive barking.
Would you like to enter my ARS?

 

Dangerous dogs?! Should read dangerous dog owners.

 

Nah.

It's like trying to train Hartog not to boff old gimmers in Lovingstones.
It's in their nature.
Even well trained Rottweilers can go mental.

Shoot them all.
With guns.
Then hang them.
And burn them.
Or eat them.

 

RE: Nah.

Woof woof.</p>

 

you forgot the drawing and quartering-just to make doubly sure

 

Your family move down from Hartlepool by any chance?

 

Aye.

Just like that Scottish braveheart bloke with the make up on.

Rottweilers - instantly shot, killed, hung, burned, drawn & quartered. And eaten.
Akita's - liquidised & sent back to Japan.
Irish Wolfhounds - drowned them in guinness, make them into pies for the poor.
Dobermans - inject them with bum AIDS, but keep a few spare for Vampire films and that.
Alsations - remove their teeth & legs. And heads.

All the above should be allowed to eat as many cats as they want prior to them being made dead.

 

I think your being a bit lenient really

agree with all that except the cat bit!

 

Yorkshire terrier

our neighbour has one. saw it ont the front the other day, off its lead. quick look round and in wit the boit. heard it yelp as it flew over a privit.

"Didnt even break my stride, didnt even slow me down..oh no, I gotta keep on movin..."

 

RE: Aye.

You don't go far enough with your measures. In my view, they should be admonished by the 'Mighty Bummertron'.

He'd sort 'em out.

 

Nice work.

By my calculations I have worked out that it would take 2 Yorkshire Terriers exactly 853 years to maul a 3 year old to death.
Paul D might have to check my figures.

Doncaster should be turned into a giant pet processor.
Throw your dogs & cats in ... flip the switch and turn them into fertiliser.
It would require an ice setting for pet seals.

 

They don't need punishment

They need bumishment.</p>

 

RE: They don't need punishment

Would it be wise to have the devil dogs loved by goats?
I'm not an expert in animal breeding ... but would this run the risk of "devil dog-goat child bummers" being born? You know - just on the off chance that the goat slips out of the harris & into the quim.

Never mess with nature.
You only need to look at Simon Weston to realise what a mistake that is.

 

2 hours to come up with this:

I've never hanged my monkey - but I have spanked it.

Luckily - I'm not here all week.

 

11.20 to 11.30 = 2 hours?

Doesn't time fly?

 

11.30 to 13:30 I think he was referring to

 

Doh!

 

Correct.

I was saying it took me 2 hours.
To come up with something.
Which was ****.
On a stick.

I'm hung like a monkey.
King Kong.
Who is probably an ape or summat.
And doesn't exist.