Sack the Gord, sack the Gord, sack the Gord ...

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    My phone is switched OFF.
     
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  2. Gue

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    welcome to the full pontys voicemail service...........
     
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  3. Gue

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    I thought Mr Shepherd was not going to communicate through the BBS as the users hide behind anonymity. Does this mean Rob Knowles is on his bike too?

    Hmmmmm
     
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  4. The Full Ponty

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    It's not as simple as that.

    It turns out Gord & SM are the same person.
    This multiple personality syndrome is all the rage you know.
    He's also Johnny Coachman.

    Sack the Gord, sack the Gord, sack the Gord.
     
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  5. Gue

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    Its easier than that

    SM was giving Gord some gip on the BBS.
    Gord gets wind of it and worries that his street cred is going down the pan.

    Gets on the blower to SM and offers to buy his silence by reimbursing 50% of SMs subscriptions to Farepak over the last year.
    SM thinks he's onto a right winner and can see nothing past the bulging hamper of cheapo crimbo gifts that he thought were lost, so he changes his tune and Gordy is big Mr Father Christmas again...........
     
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    Miracle on Grove Street

    Christmas Special.
     
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  7. Gue

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    RE: It's not as simple as that.

    If he's Johnny Coachman then it's obvious why he wants Ritchie out. 8-a-side.
     
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  8. The Full Ponty

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    To be fair ...

    ... Gord, with a beard, basically is Father Christmas.

    I think you're wrong.
    I think Gord's son, Lonely Shepherder, got angry at SM's jibes & decided to beat the crap out of Billy Pisspants.

    You heard it here first.
     
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    Update:

    It turns out Gord, SM, Johnny Coachman, x, Young Nudger, Omen & oldtimer28 are all the same person.

    I'd love to have dinner with him.
     
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    What about a one-off fight night?
     
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  11. The Full Ponty

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    Mmm.

    We'll see what happens before Friday.
    Could be an option though.

    I'll get my legal advisors & team of writers on it now.

    On a stick.
     
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    No fair!

    Don't tar the oldtimer with the same brush as the rest of that lot.

    There are times he's the only one on here who talks any sense!!
     
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  13. The Full Ponty

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    He's "Pilley No Mates".

    That's my best joke ever that is.

    Unfortunately for Gord - he was halfway through a press conference when oldtimer28 kicked in.
    That's when he said the "keepers punch was going to knock a plane out of the sky", or summat.

    Class.
     
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    With you now!

    Nice one [​IMG]
     
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