Sailors to have lessons in "gayness" apparently.

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by Red Rag, Mar 17, 2006.

  1. Red

    Red Rag Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2005
    Messages:
    5,449
    Likes Received:
    5
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Home Page:
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Gives a whole new meaning to "taking a Chopper up" I suppose [​IMG]
     
    Red Rag, Mar 17, 2006
    #1
  2. Ack

    Acky New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 17, 2005
    Messages:
    1,438
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Home Page:
    Homosexuals shouldn't allowed in the Navy. They attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they insist on sitting at the captain's table, they nudge your arm when you're shooting and they generally muck about.

    Have you ever gone to bed at night fearing you wont wake up in the morning? That's no way to run a ship.
     
    Acky, Mar 17, 2006
    #2
  3. Red

    Red Rag Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2005
    Messages:
    5,449
    Likes Received:
    5
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Home Page:
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    And furthermore - you can't have someone you need to depend on saying things like - &quot;I'm not going to shoot him, he's too nice looking&quot;.</p>

    Unreliable. Unthinkable.The start of the rot.</p>
     
    Red Rag, Mar 17, 2006
    #3
  4. Ack

    Acky New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 17, 2005
    Messages:
    1,438
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Home Page:
    You are a paedophile. You are a nonce. You're a perv. You're a slot badger. You're a two pin din plug. You're a bush dodger. You're a small bean regarder. You're a una ******. You're a nut administrator. You're a bent ref. You're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown. You're a fence vole. You're a free willy. You're a chimney bottler. You're a bunty man. You're a shrub rocketeer.

    And you're twice as ugly as you already are which is very ugly indeed. Thanks.
     
    Acky, Mar 17, 2006
    #4
  5. Red

    Red Rag Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2005
    Messages:
    5,449
    Likes Received:
    5
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Home Page:
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Chuffing hell !

    That was a bit strong.</p>

    I'm nowt of the sort.</p>
     
    Red Rag, Mar 17, 2006
    #5
  6. Ack

    Acky New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 17, 2005
    Messages:
    1,438
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Home Page:
    heh

    I take it you're not a fan of Chris Morris and 'Brass Eye' or 'The Day Today' then?

    :)
     
    Acky, Mar 17, 2006
    #6
  7. Red

    Red Rag Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2005
    Messages:
    5,449
    Likes Received:
    5
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Home Page:
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    RE: heh

    Me? no.</p>

    I'm more Kenneth Williams and Jap's eye [​IMG]</p>
     
    Red Rag, Mar 17, 2006
    #7
  8. Ack

    Acky New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 17, 2005
    Messages:
    1,438
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Home Page:
    RE: heh

    oHHH MATRON!
     
    Acky, Mar 17, 2006
    #8

Share This Page