Sam Matterface

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  1. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Well-Known Member

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    Giving Johnathan Pearce a run for his money at commentating.

    Had to use mute.
     
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    Awful commentator, can’t listen to him. Same for his presenter mate Pougatch (sp?).

    Bring back the old school!
     
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    Jack Tatty Well-Known Member

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    I cannot take to him. He talks constantly for the sake of talking.

    He loves the sound of his own voice.
     
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    Favourite interchange earlier:

    Matterface- how do you combat the ball moving slower on the longer grass?

    Dixon- kick it harder.

    Must pay a lot for that level of analysis
     
    horsforthtyke, Mar 28, 2021
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    Can’t take to him either. I wasn’t a big fan of Clive Tyldesley, but I’d rather they got him back.

    ITV’s coverage is pretty sh*t in general, though. Always has been.
     
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    Switch off when he's on TalkSPORT
     
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    Matterface's ex-wife, who is a VERY good friend of Arabian Ian.:D
    [​IMG]
     
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    Didn't know they hsd divorced. Sad for all involved.
     
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    She's got lovely eyes ;):)
     
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    "That shot was as weak as a glass of orange squash which is 52 parts water, and half a part squash."

    A genuine Matterface-ism.
     
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    Aye Mr Matterface got a tad upset when this picture surfaced. Scandal.
    IMG_0335.JPG
     
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    Restriction order served?
     
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    Jack Tatty Well-Known Member

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    Uncanny.


    Screenshot_20210328-195611_Gallery.jpg
     
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    When I die, I'd like to be reincarnated as a body microphone.

    Although knowing my luck, I'd probably end up attached to Frankie Boyle or Paddy McGuinness.
     
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    Hoi, remember this is a very dear friend of mine here. Let’s have a little bit of respect here lads.
     
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    She was really pleasant and friendly that day, old mate. You were definitely a charmer she couldn't resist.
     
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    I was just proving to myself that I still had it. In fact never lost it
     
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    I think it was your line of "I know Lorraine Kelly" which helped!:D
     
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    Might well have been. But it’s true. I do know Lorraine
     
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    That's a strong looking grip you've got there on her shoulder ..........
     
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