Sat Nav Jokes

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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    I know some of these are old but I'm just passing time until my train sets off.

    Bonnie Tyler Sat Nav: Useless, it just keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart. I took it to France but got lost.

    U2 Sat Nav: Crap, the streets have no names and you still can't find what you're looking for.

    Bon Jovi Sat Nav: Garbage, no matter how far I drive it just keeps telling me I'm halfway there.
     

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