Score predictions for tuneet:

I'm having a few beers round Leeds & I'm quite promiscuous - so I think there's every chance of me scoring.

In fact - I predict that I'll have several beers, feel up a bint in some boozer, get a slap, have a kebab, maybe knock out a bit of sick & finally give a fat bird a reyt back scuttling round the corner from the Taxi rank.

Does anyone else have their own "score predictions"?

 

I'm going to the most happening place in Darfield

The Vic on Snape Hill Road where they have a miriad of 20 stone beauties serving behind the bar.</p>

I can see me getting tanked up on pints of Lager, having 300 pisses with a 10 minute time span, then attempting to do a roly poly down a flight of stairs.</p>

I suspect my chances of hammering the quim tonight are minimal.</p>

 

Settee, scratching me gonads whilst drinking Christmas left over Grolsch and having a Chicken Bhuna freshly delivered from Tandoori Hut. Maybe a quick **** over Georgie Thompson.

 

Does Sid the Geordie still run that place???? nt

 

No its a ginger haired woman...

Who wears more jewellery than Bobby George.

 

Tonight

I shall mainly be having a big ****

 

RE: I'm going to the most happening place in Darfield

Have they got Sky - are they showing the match

 

It seems most predictions ...

... involve people scoring with themselves.
The bunch of w4nkers.

I take it you're settling for a 1-0 defeat to the beer?
I'm hoping for a 4-4 draw with a set of Swedish twins ... but I fully expect winning 1-0 with a fat, hairy bird who has just finished a tub of pickled whelks.

 

RE: I'm going to the most happening place in Darfield

try cons,its wicked we it

 

Is that like a big soup?

Wi bits in it?

Did I ever tell you about the time I went round four Eastern European brothels in a knackered old limo?
I was just there "for the ride" & that.

 

TFP, I'm meeting my girlfriend tonight but intend to try to follow your game plan and hopefully hold out for a nil-nil

 

RE: I'm going to the most happening place in Darfield

i'm not a member. last time i tried i got this old bloke on't door not wanting to let me in

 

0-0?

That's tantric that is.

If Mrs Ponty were involved - I'd win 1-0 in the 3rd minute ... game over.

 

I did the same

Eastern European Brothels and that

I was just there for the no hassle anal sex and stuff

 

I'm out in Bolton

so I'm praying I don't score.

 

4-2 to Cardiff

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Nice work.

I didn't **** any quim in there.
The limo took us out into the country at one point ... we were expecting to be shot in the heads & our bodies buried in the woods - but we turned up at this Hefner style lodge with a pool, jacuzzi etc - but bints who looked like 58 year old Hartog victims.

The black limo was in a right tangle.

Happy days.

 

I think you've missed the point a little bit.

In fact - you've missed the point by a distance not unlike the height from the ground to the top of Jay's hair.

Your film is still **** too.

 

NDN.

Just that

 

No wonder you're the shape of a pepperami.

All that anal vomitting & neighbour boffing.

At the same time.

Wicackedquimart.