Scott Jones was the Oakwell Legend a while back ...

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  1. Gue

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    ... does anyone know who is the Legend tomorrow?

    I would love to find out.
     
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    Deon Burton and Clayton Blackmore
     
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  3. Map

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  4. Gue

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    its paul mcgugan and julian broddle mate...NT
     
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    English Tiles

    Cousin of Italian Tiles, friend of Jonesy and TFP. Only you to go now and we'll have a full nick name set. Oh sorry, I forgot, you're ****.
     
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    Erm.....

    No its not
     
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  7. Gue

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    It is (as mentioned before) Carl Tyler.</p>
     
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  8. Gue

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    I'm ****?

    On the 'Regan Shittyness Scale' I think you'll find I score a measly 204 points, compared to your 561,932.

    Jonesy = -11
    Tiles = -84

    Jonesy & Tiles in the Oakwell Hall of fame, eh.
     
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  9. Gue

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    Who, if any, of the present squad, will be legends?
     
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    You're not ****?

    I look forward to seeing you inducted into the Oakwell Legends Hall of Fame then.
     
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  11. Gue

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    RE: I'm ****?

    We managed to build the East Stand on the profits from Tylers sale.
     
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    If we consider that David Speedie was considered a legend

    23 appearances (all as sub I think) and no goals, then alll of them.
     
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    RE: Who, if any, of the present squad, will be legends?

    NOBODY.
     
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  14. Gue

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    You see ...

    ... that's where your spacky logic is inherently flawed.
    What has either being **** or not being **** got to do with being in the Oakwell Hall of Fame?
    Winston Churchill wasn't **** at all ... but he won't ever get an invite to get ballaxed at a Reds home game & stagger about the pitch at half time, will he.

    Okay then.
    No.
    I won't ever get in the Legends Suite.
    But if I'm 109,345,026th, then you are 90,385,194,936,118,359,003,484,671st.
     
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  15. Jay

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    RE: You see ...

    Is that on the chin size scale? Or the baldy'o'meter? Or the pipe merchant metric system?

    Warra pair o' girls!
     
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  16. Gue

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    RE: You see ...

    I think I'd be much nearer the top of the list on any of those 3 scales.
    As would you be if it were the 'spackyback', 'homo voiced' or 'skycraper haired' scales.

    You are a girl.
    I'm a full on woman, or summat.

    Bought anything new from the army stores / Oxfam?
     
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    I'll be wearing

    Those shoes you love. Them jeans I have to paint on. And a black shirt that you may or may not have seen before. None of which came from said establishments.

    You'll not be able to keep your hands off me.
     
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  18. Gue

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    ''You'll not be able to keep your hands off me.''

    Too right.
    I'm going to kick the **** out of you.
    I will also be bringing a skip full of onion bhaji's just to shut you the **** up.

    I'm wearing a Dolce & Gabbana evening gown.
    I'm contestant number thirty one.
    I'm Amy from Alabama.
     
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