Screw you guys. It's me and Nish all the way.

<font size="2">Dear Sir/Madam

I am Mr.Mahadin Nishumura ,account officer in bank of Africa. A
contractor made a deposit for 12 months
valued at USD$11.5 million. Upon maturity, I sent a routine
notification to his forwarding address but got
no reply.

After a month, we discovered from his contract employers,that the
depositor had died. On further
investigation,I found out that he died with out making a (WILL). and
the money is still sitting in our
Bank.

However my proposal to you is that i want to front you as his (Next of
kin) if this transaction intrest you
kindly let me know so i can advice you on how we are going to execute
this deal.please get back to me
through this email id : </font><font color="#003399" size="2">maha_nishumura112@yahoo.com.au</font>

<font size="2">Regards,

Mr.Mahadin Nishumura </font></p>

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<font size="2">Yes,I would like to help you.</font></p>

<font size="2">Arthur Sixpence.</font></p>

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<font size="2"><font face="Comic Sans MS">Dear</font><font face="Arial">Arthur Sixpence</font><font face="Comic Sans MS">,

Thanks very much for your mail towards this transaction.However,i am now very happy that you are willing to assist me to get this fund that was left behind so that the bank where this fund was deposited will not sit on the fund.
However,you should understand that i am the personal lawyer to the (Late MrThompson Mack ) and also since you bear the same surname to my late client all i need from you is for you to make sure that you are a very good christians so that both of us will join hand together and get this fund out from the bank where your late uncle depodited this fund before he died.

Please before i will be giving to you an &quot;APPLICATION LETTER OF CLAIMS FOR YOU TO FILL AND SEND TO THE BANK&quot; you should send to me this information which i will use to prepare all the vital documents on your name in order for bank to release the fund into your nominated bank account without any further delay.

Below is what i need from you now.

1) YOUR FULL NAME:
2) YOUR CONTACT HOME ADDRESS:
3) YOUR TEL &amp; FAX NUMBER:


Please i will be expecting this information now so that i will use it to prepare the application letter of claims for you to fill the blank space of it an send to the bank including all the backup documents on your name so that you will submitt all to the bank where my late client &quot;MrThompson Mack&quot; so that the bank will know you as the real next of kin before they will transfer the money into your account.

You can also as well call me on my private phone if you have any question towards this matter or you get back to me through email.This is to let you know that this transaction will only take 7working days for this transaction to get done ok.

Many thanks to you for the willingness in this transaction.

Thanks,

Mr. Mahadin Nishumura.
Phone:+ 234-8082847188</font> </font></p>

<font size="2">**************************************************************************</font></p><font size="2"><div>Dear Nish,</div><div>That'll do for me. It's great to hear that you're a Christian and not one of them Islams althoughI am obviously a bit gutted that my uncle pegged it.</div><div>My full name is Arthur Donkey Tablelamp Sixpence and my address is -</div><div>New Scotland Yard
Broadway
London
SW1H 0BG </div><div>The telephone number is 020 7230 1212. If a woman answers that's my large breasted au-pair girl, just tell her it's about the surprise windfall inheritance.</div><div>Yours in God and that,</div><div>Arthur Sixpence.

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Yay

Begging letter on it's way !!

 

Pah! $11.5 million?!

Come back when you have $850 Billion!

Just waiting for it to hit my account from last month.

 

RE: Pah! $11.5 million?!

Nice one Windy (Y) Cheered me up after a rather shitty day! (pint)