Season ticket holders should have first dibs on any tickets.

They are, after all, much better fans. You can tell with the noise they all make on matchdays.

There, I've said it. They should get four tickets actually. And a massage from the steward of their choice.

I, on the other hand, really couldn't give a toss.

 

I want the one that looks like he hasn't eaten in a year that patrols the ponty. Boney fingers are in.

 

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Up to the knuckle.

 

Not an image I want, just as lunch approaches nt

 

I'm not a season ticket holder.

But I've got a Burnley stub. That makes me a better League Cup fan, so I should get first dibs on League Cup tickets.

 

yes but

i'm a season ticket holder AND I have a burnley stub AND an invitation down to oakwell to repeat myself. That makes me life president or something

 

We're after a Chief Scout.

If you play FM, send in your CV.

 

I don't but i'll have a crack at it. I can't do any worse than the guy that thought oddjob was good enough and we didn't need a left back

 

RE: I'm not a season ticket holder.

Will you stretch to another ticket though? There's bound to be a Halloween do on at Lucorum on the Friday after the match.

 

Aye. I only going to the big games now.

I've just sold a kidney so I can afford the Donny ticket as well.

I do have to walk to the ground and back though.

PS - what the f.ck has it got to do with you?

 

RE: Aye. I only going to the big games now.

Behave yer sen - it's a public forum

People are bound to comment on what you say - that's sort of the point of a message board