Season tickets and how they count in match attendence figures

Can anyone clarify this for me.

It is my understanding that a season ticket holder is counted as being at a match whether he turns up or not.

If this is the case will the same be true for a free under 11 season ticket holder.

And as such, should we all get a distantly related under 11 a season ticket for nowt so we can boost our attendances next season.



Even though they won't come. Cos they're not allowed in pubs before the game. And they're annoying. And they moan about how bored they are. And they demand sweets 20 minutes into the game. And they kick the back of the seat in front. And hilariously cheer when the other team score cos they don't really know who's playing. And they need the toilet 75 minutes into the game. And they ask why that man called the referee a "fecking w@nker". And what is a b@st@rd. And they skip along happy at the end of the game even though we've been battered 4 - 1.

 

Is that last paragraph about OAP's?

It sounds like a few that sit near me

 

I think its still "clicks" of a turnstile rather than STs sold. Could be wrong .

 

RE: Is that last paragraph about OAP's?

That last paragraph is very funny but very accurate. Ive been taking my son since he was six. All the traits can be attributed to him at sometime or another.