Security at home.....

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  1. ime

    imer red Well-Known Member

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    I've torn out my alarm system and de-registered from Neighbourhood Watch.

    I've got 2 Pakistani flags raised in my front garden, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the centre.

    The local police, MI5 and other intelligence services are all watching my house 24/7.

    I've never felt safer!!
     
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  2. RichK

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    Is it a cup game?
     
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    Durkar Red Well-Known Member

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    Except you are iminantly liable to be locked up indefinitely without trial or found in a hold all in the bath
     
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    Aye but we've got to beat Chester and 'boro first.
     
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