Seemed a good idea at the time !!!

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  1. ste

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    Decided the toe nails needed cutting as they were starting to resemble claws , couldn't find the clippers for love nor money so thought it would be a good idea to use a pair of kitchen scissors (tbh they could have passed for garden shears) needless to say am sat here now with a tea towel wrapped round my little toe blood everywhere and I still haven't cut them !!!
     
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    That's nothing

    I use a bread knife, had my big toe reattached so many times that i've got my own unit at Barnsley general, true story.
     
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    A bread knife eh? Well tha nowt but a big Jessie, I use a jack hammer
     
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    jack Hammer ? thats nothing I use a jack hammer to clean my teeth in the morning, now for the toes i would use Chain saw.
     
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    I use Janet street porters teeth.
     
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    Girl! I use a drill with a wire brush fitted for my teeth doubles up for getting wax out of my ears
     
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    now your just been soft, I use a drill with the wire bruss to clean my rear and after i been to the toilet, for getting wax out of the ear's a blow tourch and a harpoon.
     
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    Ya big girls blouse! I wipe my backside by putting a zip wire between my cheeks then I slide down a 500 foot drop,
     
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    Yep! That's just what was going thru my mind kev lol!
     
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    its brill never get tired of watching it.

    PS you win I could afford Zip Wire
     
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    Luis Suarez pops round and racially abuses me, as well as trimming my nails with his nashers
     
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    Whitey you win, that was ramdom.
     
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    Yep got to agree me or kev can't compete with that matey
     
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    what a ridiculous thread

    hope this helps
     
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