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  1. fir

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    I remember when September used to be the start of the football season, not the end of the transfer window.
    Football season = way too long, and starts far too early.
    Winter break would make it longer.
    I'm all for progress but too many competitions, silly transfer windows (and fees), and tv schedules are ruining the game I was brought up on.
     
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    *** Miserable Sod Alert ***

    It were better when we all had scurvy & Uncle Bob used to touch us all up in the bed 11 of us shared.

    Cheer up, love.
     
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    if they bring a winter break in. the clubs would only organise a money spinning tournament in dubai or somewhere. and if they brought one in for christmas time that'd be me done with football.
     
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    Re: *** Miserable Sod Alert ***

    Cheer up? I haven't started yet!
    Look it's still August ... Give me half an hour or so, and the big depression will kick in. :)
     
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    September is a great month.

    Kids go back to school ... excellent.
    I'm sick of the bloody little things.
    They keep eating my food & spending my money.
    The little gits.
    Is it possible to kick them out yet? The youngest is 11 months old now.

    I remember when all this were fields.
     
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    Re: September is a great month.

    Kids back to school = days trying not to get mowed down by folks who think they are ok to park on the zebra crossing for half an hour whilst they drop off the kids they ve ferried up from the estate down the hill.


    I remember when we walked to school ......
     
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    Re: September is a great month.

    You clearly don't know this but when i just used to read stuff on here and not post, i used to quote your contributions to friends for giggles and hysterical laughter. You have a gift my lad and tis truly wonderful cos tis borne like a screaming babbie from a fertile comedy brainwomb thing living inside of thee. Never thought myself worthy of interacting with you directly cos I be really scared of your piercing wit and put downs which could gouge me bloodily from behind your rapier like digitalis.
    Anyways - keep making me laugh cos it helps me cope with life. Truly.
    Blaggard.
     
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    Re: September is a great month.

    Ponty's humour is very Royston Vasey-esque, I always imagine him as the butcher
     
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    Walking?

    Is that some type of iphone app?

    You think it's bad there?
    You should see it down here.
    The women drive a £90k Range Rover from the kitchen to the lounge.

    Happy Birthday, by the way.
    Try not to get gang humped by a herd of semi-lame wilderbeast.
     
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    Re: September is a great month.

    Just laughing ..... You just have to be well spoken Tyke or someone .......
    Still, you made me laugh, in spite of sodding September.
    ... Fertile comedy brain womb ......
     
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    Mmm.

    Although you've said some very nice things - I'm not a gay homosexual.
    Thanks for coming onto me, so to speak, but I'm not built that way.

    Oh, go on then.
    A bit of loving wouldn't hurn anyone.

    Me first.
     
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    Re: September is a great month.

    Maybe bumpkin red or dirk hartog?
     
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    Re: Walking?

    Thanks for the Birthday greetings ... I might give the wilder beast a miss this year though. Tried it last year, it was like waiting for the cows to come home.
     
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    Nah - it's obviously Coachman.

    Or my Mum.

    Twas beautifuly worded.
    Like a tapestry, wrapped in a mystery, covered in cheese & wrapped in an enigma.
     
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    Re: September is a great month.

    I'm thinking a Butcher / Tubbs / Babs Conglomerate.

    Ponty Inc.
     
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    Re: Nah - it's obviously Coachman.

    ....wrapped in an enigma - there you go again - but what about the aubergine and asparagus? Asparagus and beetroot. Smell to get well.
     
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    Remind me that I need a chat with your mate Ali.

    I'm not available for the Brum game on Sept 24th.
    I'm in Germany, in fancy dress, drinking beers in a massive tent.
    St Andrews is 11 miles from my house ... and I'm buggering off to Munich when my team roll into town.

    In a way I'm glad, as football is really, really ****.
     
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    Re: Mmm.

    I'll pass on the loving but would love to sample some hurning
     
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    Re: Remind me that I need a chat with your mate Ali.

    are you avoiding us.organising a posse here
     
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    Would that not be avatar related?

    It was Jay, I think, who said I look like the butcher from TLOG.

    Jay, on the other hand, looks like a sack of cack wearing a curly scouse wig.
    And I won't get started about how ironic it is that he's telling people which London hotel to stay in when he hasn't left his living room for almost 14 years.
     

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