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  1. Nor

    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    #1 NorfolkRed, Jan 19, 2014
    Sandwiches. Particularly those of the Sunday morning bacon variety.

    Triangular cut or the traditional rectangular option?
     
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    #2 Sparky, Jan 19, 2014
    Triangles are for puffs.
     
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    #3 MarioKempes, Jan 19, 2014
    Either rectangles or full slices. Triangles are for girls.
     
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    #4 Jay, Jan 19, 2014
    You can tell you've moved down south. You wouldn't get a triangular cut bacon sarny round these parts. You'd be lucky to get one cut at all. Anyway, it should be in a tea cake.
     
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    #5 Sopwith Camel, Jan 19, 2014
    No cut at all..on Asda crusty bread..
     
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    #6 Pasta, Jan 19, 2014
    Does a tea cake have currants in it?

    Ha ha.........
     
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    #7 shenk1, Jan 19, 2014
    In a teacake and NO butter.


    Hows the bell end these days, still smarting ?
     
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    #8 I'm Spartacus, Jan 19, 2014
    And sausage...not bacon, ya puff!:)
     
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    #9 woolley mammoth, Jan 19, 2014
    Sausage lover calling someone else a puff.
    Oh the irony.
     
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    #10 I'm Spartacus, Jan 19, 2014
    Only in your twisted world...
     
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    #11 Pasta, Jan 19, 2014
    Norfolk Red and sausage in the same post.........we know that's bad dunt we?
     
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    #12 Red-Taff., Jan 19, 2014
    talking of triangular cut, Norfolk Red, how's the (in)famous kn*b?
     
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    #13 NorfolkRed, Jan 19, 2014
    You'll all be pleased to hear that I opted away from the southern sandwich style and suitably demolished a sausage, bacon & egg, rectangular sarnie (no bread cakes available in the ethnic corner retail outlet.

    And the manhood is fine, healing complete and back in action. Thanks for all your interest!
     
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    #14 I'm Spartacus, Jan 19, 2014
    Bread cake!!!!! Grrrrrrr!!!!!
     
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    #15 NorfolkRed, Jan 19, 2014
    Bap?
     
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    #16 jedstar, Jan 19, 2014
    I find triangles offer better distribution of the bacon.
     
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    #17 shenk1, Jan 19, 2014
    Thats what men look at when talking to women.


    TEACAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    #18 RichK, Jan 19, 2014
    Whole slices of bread.
     
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    #19 Marlon, Jan 19, 2014
    One of the dee dars at work was trying to draw me into that argument so when he said how do you describe a tea cake I said its anyone from sheffield
     
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    #20 Homer, Jan 19, 2014
    Who the **** cuts bacon sarnies, get em down you lad, grease running down chops
     
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