Setdi night in town

Did any of you see that gang of lads, one with long flowing hair like a bat out of hell, one with no hair, one who couldn't dance, one who couldn't stand up and one who was tall and good looking.

Well guess which one i was(pint)


By the way.... place this names to the above discriptions. Tatters, Vinny, Gaz, Windy and McDog.

 

easy peasy

You are the tall good looking one.

Windy has got a bald head.

tatters can't dance

Gaz can't stand up

Vinny's got the long hair

 

Thats easy, you were the one at the back of the queue for the bar all the time, with deep pockets and short arms!

You get back ok then?

 

Yep, decent journey mi owd!

Great meeting up with ya again. What did worry me was that last pub we went into. I still have ringing in my ears. Mind you, it was good to get home at a decent hour for once. Where did Vinny vanish to?

 

RE: Yep, decent journey mi owd!

Gaz poured him into a Taxi and sent him home!

 

He he

poured being the correct word to be honest. Good night out mate, really enjoyed it!

 

RE: Yep, decent journey mi owd!

You look like Mr Cunningham out of Happy Days.

And you are still the best looking out of that lot :
Windy - Billy Bongy Eyes
Gaz - Max out of 'Paddy & Max' look-a-like
Tatts - Half man, half Klingon

I bet you could hardly fend the bints off.

 

Yer right

All the birds were all over me. I even got a snog off Cazi via Ali...... so there!

 

RE: Yep, decent journey mi owd!

No, but it was 'backs-to-the-wall' though. Just hope Gaz isn't around and reads this!

 

Yer right

I was worried for a while. (2gay)

 

Kinell.

Did you get them cross polinating?

Nice to meet you spadge - although it was very brief.
All I noticed was that Xena couldn't take her eyes off you.

You got Gaz dancing?
Proper, proper kinell on a stick.
I bet he was like a Weeble.

 

Glad you posted that, so that's where I was.

Didnt i get the best dancer award for just getting up to go for a piss.

Good to meet yer again McD & Tatts

 

Yep, got em all dancing

It was a bit like watching the opening scene of The Muppet Show. I had to stop them because the bouncers thought they'd all taken a drug overdose and had started getting death spasms. When Tatters started to moon walk i just left and took the first taxi home.

 

You did

I didn't realise that 4 chairs and a table could be so elegantly used in a dance rutine.

Nice to meet ya mate! How's yer head?

 

That wasn't moonwalking ...

... it was the sacred 'Maag rak tuplaarj' Klingon dance of friendship.
You failed to recognise it - therefore the next time you are out he will 'drek trist pluuurgg' (dry bum) you.

You aint seen nothing until you've seen Jay doing his 1987 dancing to Fiddy Cent.

 

Exactly what sequence of events led to me hitting the deck and did my cover act of breakdancing fool anybody?

 

RE: That wasn't moonwalking ...

yIDoghQo' Hab SoSlI' Quch! naDevvo' yIghoS bIjatlh 'e' yImev

So ner!

Stick that in yer pipe & smoke it - or anything else you care to suck on!

 

I think you said you got your winkle pickers caught in the flares on your keks. Or something...

 

Didn't fool me

I just pissed misen laughing and pretended i didn't know ya. Was a bit worried when Gaz started doing the Leg ****** Shuffle over you!(dancin)

 

RE: That wasn't moonwalking ...

'My Mother has a smooth forehead'?
Now that wasn't very nice, was it.

At least I'm only sad enough to have made mine up!

Was Gareth drinking blue pop again?