several weeks ago,i asked ,anyone made a twit of them selves

Like me
this was in the school days
at Birdwell schoolwe were playing that gam charades,thats what i think you call it
where you mine and the rest of the class has to guess what ut is
well the team i was with we decide CHURCHill
being pariotic during the war
well i decide to play the church organ the others pretended to struggle upa hill
well the organ i was playing was a majestic thing
a BIG Mantley over the fire And the FIRE GUARD the keyboard
well im banging away at the organ,really giving it some stick
when i noticed no movement all quiet
muffled laughter
i turned round ,they were all watching just ME
playing me Organ

 

Be playing mine toneet .... ( if our lass don't defrost a bit'' FFS shes been colder than a frigging Tesco turkey a lately . .... (dunno)

 

corr blimey worra day i have t moora
wish that Lass was on me Scooter
she would nelt all the frost away
then t mooa aft its EYE specs at Hospital
then it relax for xmas
come on over see thee bring her wi thee
(raiseaglass) yippeee farnd it