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  1. unc

    uncle mort New Member

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    me and ar lass aint had none for over 2 years, can I claim owt fromt DSS :)
     
    uncle mort, Jul 22, 2007
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    You drink yer tea :D
     
    Red Rag, Jul 22, 2007
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  3. unc

    uncle mort New Member

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    but if I changed my name to Mortikov or summat, would I have a better chance of claiming
     
    uncle mort, Jul 22, 2007
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  4. Gue

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    Just cause you aint had none, dunt need to say she aint!!

    Not that I'm implying owt, or owt, just sayin' like.
     
    Guest, Jul 22, 2007
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  5. BRF

    BRF Well-Known Member

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    sounds like you're trying to confess something

    Feight!
    Feight!
    Feight!

    :D
     
    BRF, Jul 22, 2007
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  6. unc

    uncle mort New Member

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    so it wa thee that went running tuther day ( were it any good), did you put mi web cam on???
     
    uncle mort, Jul 22, 2007
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    Pmsl''nearly dropped my drink.. Why not i bet them foreigners do .... (banghead) ....
     
    stevie, Jul 22, 2007
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  8. Gue

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    Hey, I'm only sayin!!!

    I'm completely innocent!!!

    You ask TaxiRED. He's my character witness!!
     
    Guest, Jul 22, 2007
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  9. unc

    uncle mort New Member

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    got yer now Stevie

    thats why yer dint call int pub :D :D :D
     
    uncle mort, Jul 22, 2007
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    BRF Well-Known Member

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    RE: Hey, I'm only sayin!!!

    There's no use implicating him.
    :D
     
    BRF, Jul 22, 2007
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  11. Gue

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    RE: Hey, I'm only sayin!!!

    I dont wanna use him. I know where he's been!!

    He can vouch for my good character!!
     
    Guest, Jul 22, 2007
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    RE: Hey, I'm only sayin!!!

    You sound awfully guilty to me. :eek:
     
    BRF, Jul 22, 2007
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  13. Gue

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    RE: Hey, I'm only sayin!!!

    Some say I look it too!!!
     
    Guest, Jul 22, 2007
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  14. D/T

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    Did you finger her bum?
     
    D/T, Jul 22, 2007
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  15. Gue

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    Dont know the lass...

    .. and aint been anywhere near her rusty bullet-hole!

    Aint my scene!
     
    Guest, Jul 23, 2007
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  16. D/T

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    Bet you rimmed her first....
     
    D/T, Jul 23, 2007
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  17. Gue

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    Nah.

    Aint been near her, bit like Mort!!
    No Rimmin, no feltching, no nowt else either, afore tha starts!!
     
    Guest, Jul 23, 2007
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  18. D/T

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    no trombones then?
     
    D/T, Jul 23, 2007
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    RE: Nah.

    Sorry .... :D :D :D ....
     
    stevie, Jul 23, 2007
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  20. Gue

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    Now you've got me, Trombones?

    Explain?
     
    Guest, Jul 23, 2007
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