Shamefull things you have done when your

Under the influence of alcohol...

Well went out last nite then to a party proper fecked. woke up the morning too find out i pinched an adapter from the house for PS2 :S:S also had a text off one of lads " I Cant beleieve we jumped a taxi" i thort Oh Omy God why the **** would i want to jump a taxi.
So I check my wallet **** all in it.


totally ashamed in myself jumping one

 

wouldn't having no omey in your wallet suggest you piad for the taxi

 

i think the text message speaks for it's self

 

we don't even get the chance to jump the taxi, they always ask for the money upfront!

 

Last incident of note was about three weeks ago when, allegedly' i moonied at the mother and mother-in-law of a certain bloke whose 50th birthday party i had attended. I'd no recollection of the event until my mate popped round to regale me with the story a week later - a few days afterwards my cohort in the proceedings duly informed me of our antics ..........Apparently, i also had a £20 hanging out of my arse cheeks! (kissmyass)

 

haha sounds great!

 

Someone once pinched a limited edition CD from my house at a party I held. I was gutted. My faith in humanity was restored when it turned up in the post a few days later - the envelope didn't even have my name on it and they didn't risk delivering it themselves but at least they returned it.

 

Up to today I liked the smell of a big wad of twenties. I shall be smelling them no more.

 

under the influence i stuck my head up one of the funnyglas skirt to shick i cant remeber doing it!

 

wakeing up with a black brow only to find out i was going on the pubwatch and i had thumped every body in the boozer twice

 

I went to a school reunion but it was boring so I stripped totally naked,went to the bar and asked for a pint when the bar maid came back and asked for £1.80 I replied "sorry I have nothing on me" i then stood at the bar naked and drank my pint