No way am I a violent person?? S) So ripping someone's balls off and trying to swallow one isn't violent then!
Good job his friend was there A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." I can just imagine the response: 'Why thank you kind sir, where did you find that?'
Oh and... He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain." He wasn't wearing any form of trousers then? Maybe it was an Ann Summers party. Or maybe they came off in the 'struggle' ff
RE: Good job his friend was there "Are you certain, you don't think there's a chance you could have picked up the wrong one?"