She tried to swallow it?

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  1. Owe

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    No way am I a violent person??

    :)S) So ripping someone's balls off and trying to swallow one isn't violent then!
     
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    Extreme Teabagging!

    sounds like an olympic sport
     
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    Good job his friend was there

    A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

    I can just imagine the response: 'Why thank you kind sir, where did you find that?'
     
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    Oh and...

    He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

    He wasn't wearing any form of trousers then? Maybe it was an Ann Summers party. Or maybe they came off in the 'struggle' :pff
     
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    She sounds fun .... And it swallows aswell Mmmmm interesting.... :D ....
     
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    That's made my eyes water.
     
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    RE: Good job his friend was there

    "Are you certain, you don't think there's a chance you could have picked up the wrong one?"
     

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