<font size="2"><font size="2"> THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK AWARD FOR BEST EXCUSE OFFERED BY A FOOTBALLER</p></font> Bryan Robson after his Sheffield United side lost 3-0 to Stoke, Robbo answered his critics by saying:</p> "I thought the lads looked lively and confident before the first goal went in." What he didn't mention was that the first goal went in within 90 seconds.</p></font>