When they signed that 18 year old defender from Blackpool he tweeted summat about 'quite obvious Blades signings are with a view to the Championship' - he's that far up Clough's arse he's lost.
So a top striker turns down the massive Club up the Road to play for little old Barnsley. United have been sniffing round quite a few players but they have massive debt and still have to work with the 60% cap.
Starter: Garlic mushrooms Main: Garlic tikka madras Side: Saag garlic, garlic naan, garlic rice Drink: Red wine with garlic Desert: Garlic fudge cake with garlic sauce That should do the trick
Sounds like breakfast at the Casa De Big Lil. Possibly one of the reasons we've never suffered from vampires in our little bit of Dodworth.