</p> With the ink barely dry on the £2.50 Tevez appeal cheque the sandbags are out again on the Manor as floods oftears threaten oncemore toengulf the bleating capital of the UK.</p> "It's not reight" sobbed Barnsley based Blade Kevin Steptoe, "It must be somebody else's fault. Harold!"</p> "We can hear the wailing from here," said fellow southerner Tarquin Farquar of Chesterfield. "It's like they do nothing but bairn all the time."</p> If you would like to offer any help please donate whatever tissues or floatation aids that you can spare to The Sheffield United Cry Baby Fund. Thank you.</p>
Nothing like taking the piss out of other peoples misery , must to be great to have your family home wiped out eh ?
Aye, took me abart an hour an 40 to get back to Tarn yesterdi, although I'm told I did well as some Dee-dahs only managed a mile in an hour.</p> They're bloody useless the lot on 'em. Deserve to only be a Championship side I say! </p>
an hour and 40...??!!! i set off at 5 from west bar and was home in wombwell for quarter to 6. roads were flooded but traffic flowed - if owt it made swillsboro roundabout better.
RE: an hour and 40...??!!! It wor Queens road/city centre that seemed worst. Nowt but crawling, and 3 strategically placed broken down vehicles (one an AA van for comedy value) mekking it worse.</p> Nowt on t' road after Brightside Lane, bloody great on Meadowhell Road for once. </p> It's all Tevez's fault apparently... </p>
