Shirley.......

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    judith charmers Well-Known Member

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    Driving back up m42 today from Worcester and we drove past that place 'Shirley' and it got me wondering how a bloke goes on explaining to a bird on a date that he's from a place called Shirley!

    Bloke - "Eyup sweetheart where you from"

    Bird - "I'm from Manchester, and where you from?"

    Bloke - "Shirley"

    Bird - "****ing Shirley, you having a laugh, jog on sunshine"

    Ha ha ha it's fair made me chuckle today
     
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    If you ever decide to pop in . . .

    . . . give my greetings to the new brunette.

    (With apologies to Billy Bragg. And everyone, really.)
     
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    My lurcher hurt its back and the vet told me to have him put down as he would be paralysed in a few days. He said the only guy who could probably save him was an Australian vet at Shirley in Midlands. I took my dog straight down and he did operate on him and I got 3/4 of him back. He could walk but not jump. Apparently if you do not release and repair the pressure on the spine it kills the nerves. Good old Shirley
     
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    Shirley you can't be serious
     
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    Dont call me Shirley:D
     

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