Should we get in a tried and tested Striker to show ours 'the way'

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    Wastyke New Member

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    There must be half a dozen on the dole who could still do a job in showing our strikers the way to play and score. I think of Andy Cole, Chris Sutton and there are many more on the fringes of Premiership Clubs that will never get another game and are 'surplus' to requirements.
     
  2. Gue

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    that would be the best way to get good pure golascoreres in that we desperatly need.
     
  3. Isl

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    Wasn't Ian Rush once asked to 'show our goalscorers the way'?
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Aye.

    Ferenczi - £200k (30 years old)
    Mostto - £400k (28 years old)
    Odejayi - £200k (nearly 26 years old)
    Hans Christensen - £300k (27 years old)

    That's £1.1m on strikers & we need some more?
    It's also about three times what Cardiff paid for Chopra.

    Money.
    Old.
    Rope.
     
  5. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    "Rope in Old Money" ???

    What does that mean ?
     
  6. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I'm not sure.

    I think it's something to do with being loved in the Navy.

    I've just realised how insulting it is to you for me to be calling people who are 26, 27, 28 & 30 "old" - when you're in your mid 50's.
    I, on the other hand, am a 22 year old sexual stallion with a muscular torso & flowing locks.

    I don't even know Richard Money, but I think Abba did a song about him & his 2 brothers.

    I'm confused.
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    You're right , they did

    It was called Chiquitita .
    I've never called anyone in their twenties 'old' .
    I'm very fat , very old and have reproductive organs the size of a small button mushroom .
    What was the question again ?
     
  8. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I like Mexican food too.

    The question was: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a tree fell down in the forest & nobody was there to hear the sound?

    I take it your liaison with Fired et al is the forming of an Abba tribute band?
    I'd pay to watch that.
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    I'll play the part of

    Agnetha .
    I have nicely shaped legs .
    <img src ="http://home.freiepresse.de/diklu/abba.jpg">
    The answer is "A bird in the hand , gathers no moss" .
     
  10. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    From left to right:

    SM, Cazi, Wayne & Big Lil.

    I can see the picture on Wayne's outfit is a cat.
    The one on Cazi's seems to be a rabbit with a snake attached to it's arse.

    They look like the happiest bunch of painter / decorators in the world.
     
  11. Gue

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    absolutely NO nt
     
  12. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    I agree

    Don't I look butch with my cravat and "Hello sailor" pose ( said in a camp , 'seventies style ala Larry Grayson ) ?
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I like your beard.

    The other bloke seems to have lost half of his hand in a freak yachting accident.

    I'd like to see Cazi & Wayne getting it on.

    I never, ever thought I'd say that.
    Ever.
    Ever, ever, ever.
     
  14. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    I've seen Cazi excited

    It's very impressive .
     
  15. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Me too.

    I hung up my jacket & hat, if you know what I mean.

    I've no idea what I'm talking about.
    Just for a change.
     
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    I do and I did , too

    I'm on 12 hour nights next Monday & Tuesday .
    Just to let you know .
     
  17. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for that.

    I'll not make too much mess.
    It'll all be injested, if you know what I mean.

    I'm going to add "If you know what I mean" to the "annoying phrase" thread.

    Cazi has seen me without a shirt on.
    That, young man, is a fact.
     
  18. JLWBigLil

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    I can beat that

    Taxired has seen me without a shirt on . He's never been the same since !
    If you know what I mean .
     
  19. The Full Ponty

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    Can't beat that.

    Feel a bit sick now.

    TaxiRed doesn't like me very much.
    Seeing your torso must have sent him all mental & that.

    Can we talk about how great Dennis Souza is instead?
     
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    David Connelly from Sunderland Please nt
     

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