"show my arse on t'Townhall steps, if we hold onto this"

there that should do it.

 

Our lass going to stick a finger up my bum hole tonight if we win this. Come on you reds!!!!

 

Put these in my dedicated thread. I feel a competition coming on....

 

I`d rub a bit of fiery jack on thi cheeks if I were thee.

 

i think your fun here has nothing to do with football

in my younger days i used to shag bunch of girls vaginally & anally

I'm more keen to discuss the match on the field

 

There's nothing wrong with an incentive...