sick colin mcrae joke thread - just so I can be victimised by the PC brigade

Im so pissed off i just bought a new computer game and it keeps pissing crashing- this colin mcrae helicopter simulator is ****.

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Foot and mouth discovered in scotland- theyy hope to find the rest of Colin Mcrae later

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Whats the difference between Gary Glitter and Colin Mcrae?- Only 2 boys went down on Colins chopper

 

Is it possible to be one third Dean I'm a pleb? nt

 

first one.. brilliant! nt

 

Never knew Colin McRae was a Sheff Utd fan.
But apparently the black box recorder proves it. Seems his last words were, "Come on you fvcking blades".

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When they found the wreckage, the engine was clogged up with viagra tablets.
Apparently Colin's wife had given him them so he chucked them in the fuel tank.
After all, she did say they'd help him keep his chopper up longer.

 

What have freddie mercury and colin mcrae have in common ?

They both got ****** by a dodgy chopper !!!