http://icbirmingham.icnetwork.co.uk/mail/news/page.cfm?objectid=17062929&method=full&siteid=50002 makes my bloody blood boil, pretty soon we'll be switching Barnsley FC to play in chuffing China.
"Big John's sells fish and chips, and the pair say HP Sauce would fit in perfectly with their existing business." HP on fish and chips? NO!
"I cannot think of any household which does not use HP Sauce with its fish and chips." Erm... here's one.