Don't like gurkha's. They spoil a good burger. Have you sorted out your lasses eyes yet? Or is that not really in your best interests?
RE: Don't like gurkha's. I removed them within a week of meeting. She has no idea she's been getting a Lex Steele mamba ($69.99) instead of my walnut whip all this time.</p> Oh, and fck off you piggy deedar </p>
RE: Don't like gurkha's. Luke Steele version - $34.99. Quite flimsy sex toy that rarely performs & is a pale imitation of it's German competitor. Erm, yeah - you errr, Dingle & all that.
RE: Don't like gurkha's. The Mullerbull. €54.99. Even does the job when it's mechanism's broken. Not be used in Ipswich. Slips out too easily.
Bloody hell Carib Welcome back, hope you & the family are well. Oh yes, following Dirk's comments. You're a big, effete, Dee Dah fop.
Signed it. It really is shocking that people who put their lives on the line for our country and show such loyalty and bravery are not allowed to live here. Especially considering our immigration policy. You do your bit and get **** all, you do **** all and get rewarded. Modern Britain.
RE: Don't like gurkha's. The Bobbies Horn - $29.95. A small package with realistic hair. Too small for a sex toy, but tries really hard to please. I can, like, fight all you Dingles with my fists & that.
Good morning young man. How is the world of total baldness? I'll be with you in about 6 months. The family were fine. I ate them a year ago. I'm posting from the prison library - they're quite liberal in these institutions these days. You, err, thick erm inbred thee thar err Dingle and that.
RE: Don't like gurkha's. The Barnhard £42.97.</p> Effective in the Wine Bar, bends to the left.</p> Just fck off Washday dee dah scum you are skint and play in blue and white stripes. ******. </p>
You wouldn't recognise me now I'm down to 11st and built like a whippet. That means I can lick my own testicles. Did you wash them all down with liquidised Dalmation?
RE: Don't like gurkha's. The Ashley Sword - $99.99. Comes with a free hotel room & a pot bellied pig. Good for fatties & fitties alike. Yeah, well you are a small club & your pits are shut. And you all smell like my bum.
RE: You wouldn't recognise me now He he. Dalmations, eh. Those were the days, my friend. The only time you'll get to 11 stone is when you've been dead 15 years. Got to go. Taking the little mentalist to the swimming baths. Not the ones in Hoylandswaine, mind.
Signed it and put a link on my status update on facebook so my 150+ friends on there can do it too (Y)
Thanks to Dirk, this lady has just emailed me <img src ="http://www.harmonyclub.co.uk/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_35470/Joanna~Lumley.jpg">
