Simon Davey announces 2007/8 retention list:

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Retained:

    Floella Benjamin
    Pikachu
    Gary Larson
    The Osmonds
    Huggy Bear
    Dave Regis
    Malcolm Gluck
    The Boston Strangler
    Hong Kong Phooey
    The Black Eyed Peas
    Lex Luther

    Released:

    Rod, Jane & Freddy
    Imelda Marcos
    Stephen Hawking
    Jimmy Nail
    Boris the Spider
    Ned's Atomic Dustbin
    Penfold
    Mark Calchivechia
    Joan Armatrading
    The entire cast of Rent-a-Ghost

    Simon would like to thank the released players for their effort in the 2006/7 season & wish them all the best in their future careers.

    Gutted about Marcos & Armatrading.
    IMHO - the best central defensive partnership we've had in years.
     
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  2. Was

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    You would have thought we'd have retained

    Dean Windass. was it because of his 5 match ban :D :D
     
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  3. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I'm upset with the loss of Marcos.

    Allegedly her collection of 8,000 pairs of Adidas Predators is costing the club a fortune.

    Windass was on loan from AFC Tuna for 1.76 seasons.
     
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  4. JLWBigLil

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    I think

    The club should bring in a superior standard of defender this summer , at least three . Have I mentioned this to you before ?
     
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  5. Gue

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    Glad to see were keeping huggie bear

    He knows the word on the street
     
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  6. Terry Nutkins

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    I'm gutted Sandy Toksvig has been made redundant...

    from the catering department.</p>

    She was a laugh a minute with her Dave Jones impressions.</p>

    </p>
     
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    They want to get that young lad...

    ...promoted from the Academy, I saw him play a few times and he was a revelation.

    Think his name is Lion Oh or summat.
     
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    Boris the Spider !!.........................You ald cnt!! nt
     
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  9. The Full Ponty

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    Fully agree.

    Marcos & Armatrading were our best defenders.
    Nail was also pretty solid at the back.
    We need to strengthen.

    I'd be looking at players such as Leo Sayer, Celine Dion & Nookie Bear.
     
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  10. The Full Ponty

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    The Ticket Office has been "downsized" too ...

    ... Michael Jordan, Jaws from James Bond & Peter Crouch have been replaced by Ronnie Corbett, Willie Carson & Dirk.

    All three on short term contracts.
     
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  11. Terry Nutkins

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    Its about time too...

    Big time and box office didn't work last year so lets have a change of tack.</p>

    </p>

    </p>
     
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  12. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Really?

    Feel the magic, hear the roar - Thundercats are loose.

    Top quality keeper in the Academy too - expected to make U15's debut this season.
    Think he's called Tommy Zdeeveedee.

    Dutch I think.

    Keep your eye out.
     
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  13. Jay

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    Look, she's crawling up my wall

    Black and hairy, very small
    Now she's up above my head
    Hanging by a little thread
    Joan Armatrading
     
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  14. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    They need a qualified boss.

    One with a HND in Man Management.
    Taught at the Universipolytechnic of Mentalitis.

    FFS.
     
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    Just "bought" Joan's new album.

    After listening to a concert on R2 last setdi. Cracking blues guitar - some of the best playing I've heard. For a lass an'all!!!
     
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  16. Gue

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    RE: The Ticket Office has been "downsized" too ...

    Can I have a company cushion for my chair so I can see over the desk ?
     
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    not the neds !!

    you said i said i dont know **** because you've never been there, you turned around and pushed me by the hair
     
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  18. The Full Ponty

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    "pushed me by the hair".

    How can you push someone by the hair?
    Unless you're Jay - how is hair robust enough to withstand being pushed?
    I doubt it's technically possible for normal people.

    Which reminds me - Trevor Sorby has been sent back to Hamilton Sp4ckidemicals after his season long loan.
     
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  19. Jay

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    sofa sore eyes nt
     
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    jays quiffage is legendary

    even in early 90's indie lore....
     
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