Simple way to stop dodgy refereeing decisions ...

... is to take advice from the Manager of the current European champions.

With regards to the 'was it or wasn't it?' Luis Garcia 'goal' against Chelsea last season - Rafa Benitez has stated the following:

"And after the game my secretary Sheila, who was sitting right in line in the main stand, said to me that the ball had crossed the line.

"She is a very honest person and that was good enough for me."

So - get rid of refs & replace them with the opinions of office based ladies scattered around the crowd.

Easy.

 

"office based ladies"

I'm going to try and work that phrase into everything I post.

 

Mmmm cadaverous ofice based ladies.

 

The only answer I have to that is ...

... disabled bogs.

What about:

Goal line decisions - Secretaries
Offsides - Mobile Hairdressers
Penalties - Check out girls
Free kicks - Prostitutes
Disciplinaries - Nurses

We may be onto something here.

 

The bogs are always disabled.

Do bummers make bigger poo?

 

RE: The bogs are always disabled.

To be fair - maybe you should ask one of those homosensuals about the dimensions of their cackage, as I am totally at a loss.

The disabled bogs thing refers to a story that I posted way back in the days that you were hiding under the stairs.

Yes.
Our marketing manager spends all week walking round the empty exec boxes shaking hands.
That's exactly what I meant.

 

Maybe he only works Saturdays.

 

Disciplinary nurse

thats me 1st in that queue then

 

You may be right.

It might be his weekend job, like stacking the shelves at Tesco's.
During the week he's a lap dancer ... and to supplement his income he manages the marketing function for a League One club at weekends.

It's a bit like Dirk.
He sorts out eyes in the week, but sorts out muntpigs at the weekend.

 

He is a friend of the family

Apparently he has "big" ideas for the club, marketing-wise.

Personally, I haven't met him, but I'd be interested to hear his new ideas.