Can you add a sticky thread to the top with weekly BBS highlights. I've been off work for 2 weeks with Bird Flu and I've no idea what's happened. I can read about footy in the papers and watch telly and that, but sadly Sky Sports refuse to report why the BBS is now registration only and where Dirk is. An update of the following would be great thanks: Do we have a good manager? Who is Jonathan? Where is Dirk? Is Donny Boy banned, gay, loved or other? Did Scarfy/Scarthy/Scarface propose to his bird? Did the proposal involve poo? When did he last have a poo? Is Gaz still gay? Is TFP banned yet? Is Jay still a diplomatic gaylord with a temper and big hair? Does Dillinger contribute anything other then acoustic backing in my songs? What's the exchange rate against the american dollar? Does Oxford Red vote tory whilst eating his Waitrose sarnies? Can I still find soft porn on this site? How is the admin team? How are the Big Lils? Which argument is Windy winning at the moment. Race, Nature, Religion or other? That's all I can thin of for now. Any other updates would be great. As you have relatively little else to do, I'll just sit here refreshing the page until you've answered. Thanks in advance.
The Big Lils are fine , thank you for asking However , we have now retired as the board's Soft Porn mafia and the baton has been passed on to the likes of Tyketastic. I have promised to come out of retirement , for one week only , when we clinch promotion . As much soft porn as you can , er ............. handle !! Hope this helps with two of your queries .
I was thinking of starting an argument about fashion I imagine your clothes are pretty crappy and consequently fashion doesn't matter. Am I right? I'm right aren't I?
Retired Really? well I hope you weren't harrassed into doing so. I'm glad you're all well. Site admin are slack aren't they? Have you got an e-bay account? You could sell hot birds with large breasts on the E-bay bbs for say £100m each, obviously nobody could afford to buy them apart from McPhail, but you'd still have to post a picture. Peddling porn via a technicality or something. No need to thank me. Can you sell Drew Barrymore first?
hehe... Today I shall be tucking into a Waitrose rare beef with horseradish mayonaise sandwich (£24.99 + P&P) The constituency on one side of me has Boris Johnson as it's MP, the other side has David Cameron. Who says Oxford is Tory heartland?
RE: Are you a looker? after a shave, I'd put myself in the same league as sonia from eastenders, only uglier and I have no breasts. Don't forget to fetch the bog roll before you start.
RE: Are you a looker? if either stimulate your senses, you need to have a word with yourself. In my opinion.