Skiing Story

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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    True story from my skiing holiday last week.

    A 20 year old girl from Germany was on her first skiing trip as a beginner. She was out on the slopes and needed a pee. She couldn't find a toilet anywhere and was desperate, so she decided to go behind a bush at the edge of the piste. She pulled her pants down and started peeing, but was still on skis and set off sliding down with a bare arse in front of all the other skiers. She travelled about 100 yards with her trousers round her ankles then fell over.

    That evening in a bar a guy with a pot on his arm came over and said hello. He had been skiing down and saw her arse disappearing down the hill, lost concentration and crashed into a tree and broke his arm.

    Wonder if his insurance covers that?
     
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    Which arm you broken then!

    :D
     
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    hahahahahaha

    did you know you can nearly choke on vodka/coke hahahahaha
     
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  4. Gue

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    I wouldn't know

    :(
     
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    RE: I wouldn't know

    stop drinking pop then!
     
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  6. Gue

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    Doctors and Mummys orders

    :eek:

    11 days gone, supposed to be 6 weeks. FFS
     
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    RE: Which arm you broken then!

    Neither I was talking to a virgin air hostess at the time
     
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    RE: Doctors and Mummys orders

    for what!
     
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    RE: Doctors and Mummys orders

    Concussion.

    A load of *****, my medical knowledge says get pissed ASAP to clear it.
     
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    Now thats ******

    There is no such thing as a virgin air hostess :D
     
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    That's what she said

    I was just feeding you all the line
     
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    Ah now it all makes sense

    I've read before about people who suffer a head injury & start talking in a different accent. Obviously that's why I understood you the last time I saw you! :D
     
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  13. Gue

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    Go ballax

    Just because I have to speak slowly and clearly for you to understand me :D

    Oh, don't you dare even contemplate saying I sound Scottish lol!
     
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    It was only the second time

    That I realised you were actually speaking English!!
     
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    Southern English

    Also known as drivel.
     
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    What's all this got to do with skiing?

    The BBS in action it's brilliant
     
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    That could well be

    The only post you make on here that no-one disagrees with! "Mr Fahey in 'talks drivel' admission" :pff
     
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    If there's a tangent

    It will be found!
     
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    Don't eat the yellow piste. nt
     
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    Yup!

    First rule of skiing
     
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