Skips

Now theres a brand of crisp you don't see very often these days

 

George and Dragon - Wentworth

Went the other day and was suprised to see the tongue melting tomato snack sold behind the bar.</p>

I also was sat on the next table to a woman who had a voice like a Vauxhall cavalier without an exhaust pipe.</p>

You'd probably have 'done' her.</p>

 

Nik - naks

or scampie fries

the nicest of all crisps

although they do smell like your nob if you haven't washed it for a few days.

 

Thats funny my **** always smells...

regardless of whether it has been washed or not.</p>

3 shag a day man me.</p>

 

RE: Nik - naks

scampi fries at the millers inn in darton, so ul have no excuse to not have a mouth like an unwashed nob now

 

Yes....

those corpses do tend to impart a certain odour after a while.

 

And how are you my murdering counterpart? nt

 

Building myself up into a reyt good frenzy

by listening to the whiney feckers on this board.

I'm telling you, when I come up in front of any jury and tell them what they are like on here I'm going to get a uninanimous not guilty.

Then I'll stalk and kill the jury one by one for letting me off.

 

They aren't crisps though! nt

 

Scampi fries

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7wI-7oZ7Xo