Could someone please smash my ballax to bits if I ever hear digital TV mentioned again? I'd like my plums pulverising with a meat tenderiser. I'd like my nads gnarled in a threshing machine. I'd like my teste's trashed by a rusty metal fencing post. All we need now is a "Who is the best ever Digital TV provider at Oakwell since 1983?" thread. That would tip me over the edge. That would end up in a Meatloaf-esque style killing spree. Jaffa is at the front of the queue. Get ready.