Consider the facts. 49 (yes, 49) stone. Has 2 Belly Buster brekkies A day. Home made Shepherds pie, with 20 hot chillies, and chille powder for dinner 2 curries most nights. Usually downs 30-40 pints o lager. Has a 80 inch waist. Has 40 inch thighs. Doesnt work. Where the hell does he get his money from????
The money he'd have recieved from Sky for such a stupid programme will have supplied him with at least afew months worth of mince meat to slap in those home made shepard pies. The fella's not daft.