she says she still hasnt seen anything as small as your **** in he entire life. she says it makes look well hung.
She likes the strikeforce... ... always going down in her box. Your lass was good at cricket, until someone pointed out she likes to bat for the other side.
I once got all romantic with your lass. Took her a nice bunch of flowers. She said "I suppose you want me on my back, naked, with my legs wide open" I said "Not really. You can put them in a vase"
I do feel some sympathy for your missus. She's had a sheltered life. Bus Shelters, taxi shelters, smoking shelters........
Your lass is like a bowling ball. You finger her three times, you shag her down an alley and she always comes back for more.
your lass has a flange like a welly top a ring like a wizards sleeve tts hanging like dumbo's ears and shs shagging three wedny fans behind your back