Slow on here tonight

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  1. Thrappo Tyke

    Thrappo Tyke Well-Known Member

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    Everyone preparing for the end of the world or something?
     
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    Mrx has been to anger management classes.
     
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    People are preparing to be dragged into a black hole......

    ... talking of which, how is the missus?
     
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    she says she still hasnt seen anything as small as your **** in he entire life. she says it makes look well hung.
     
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    It's not the size of mi ****, mi owd.


    It's like chuckin a matchstick up Cheapside!
     
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    youd not touch the sdies on a church mouses' chuff
     
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    Whats you lass use to take a smear test? Eurostar?
     
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    yes. what does your lass use? the Ark Royal?
     
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    Think so.

    Also, there's more seamen in your missus, than in the Royal Navy!!
     
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    thats cos i've been up her.
    you are like a barnsley fc strikeforce. impotent.
     
  11. Gue

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    She likes the strikeforce...

    ... always going down in her box.

    Your lass was good at cricket, until someone pointed out she likes to bat for the other side.
     
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    your lass told me you remind her of AFc looks good on paper but no substance
     
  13. Gue

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    Your lass told me she has sex like Amir Kahn. She too likes to be battered in the ring.
     
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    your lass told me you kep up in the ring for 14 seconds bofre going cold
     
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    I once got all romantic with your lass. Took her a nice bunch of flowers.
    She said "I suppose you want me on my back, naked, with my legs wide open"
    I said "Not really. You can put them in a vase"
     
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    i went out with your lass once. She told me your idea of foreplay was snooring
     
  17. Gue

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    I do feel some sympathy for your missus. She's had a sheltered life.

    Bus Shelters, taxi shelters, smoking shelters........
     
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    Your lass told me that she find you are to what MRX is to anger management
     
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    Your lass is like a bowling ball.
    You finger her three times, you shag her down an alley and she always comes back for more.
     
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    your lass has a flange like a welly top a ring like a wizards sleeve tts hanging like dumbo's ears and shs shagging three wedny fans behind your back
     

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