You could give it a wash Rather than wait and have her polishing the lighthouse as its only hygiene routine
4 hours after washing and some of it came back. i think i had 3 erections during that time so maybe i'm seeping like bullet wound who knows. i have no idea why i posted this thread other than the fact i'm still blathered
Over indulgence on the ale will generally lead to an unpleasant weapon - get some water down you and flush it through