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pass this on to 80 friends within the next 4 seconds or an osprey from Scotland will swoop down and steal your wallet and children.

If you don't have 80 friends, why not chuck in the towel?

 

My children are now hiding in my wallet. Thankyou very much. And I have 81 friends. All stuffed.

 

another good man saved through the power of e-mail, facebook, myspace and bulletin boards.

Regarding those 81 stuffed friends, you got any naked chicks?

 

Yes. The Avon Lady. She lingered too long.

 

I think that must have been the last one. I haven't had one knock on my door ever, yet every week there's a new catalogue on our doorstep. I think they're delivered by woodlice now, everytime I get round to chucking one, they scurry away across the garden.

 

On the subject of facebook 'nearly' all the women

are ******* blonde haired stunners.</p>

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I fear some are being a bit generous with the truth i.e using the old google images.
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99% of the women I know are mingers.</p>

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Facebook is the holyoaks of the internet world.</p>

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That bird you've got in your profile are you counting that?

 

What profile and where?

You daft ****!

 

I'm referring to Mrs Jovi.

the lovely person.

 

I know I'm going to change it...

Its still on from the other day when I was on BBS Stars for your eyes.</p>

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I think I might go for a nice porn star with her lovely person out.</p>

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See how long it takes site admin to notice.</p>

 

I missed stars in your eyes then. Ah well, it's a constant battle between this site and the hardcore porn site I'm a member of. I'm only here because I got banned again.

 

Have you seen anything of...

XXX lately?</p>

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You know the person in the boardroom?
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I have a feeling his/her account would have been deleted by now due to inactivity. -XX-

Maybe it was a player that is no longer here.

 

Yeah true... Owen Archdeacon perhaps? nt

 

him or Deon Burton is my best guess.