Smoking ban gone to far this time

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  1. gui

    guinesstyke New Member

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    My Job involves me going out to see families in there homes, today my boss informed me that i now have to do a risk Assessment on each family if they smoke. I have to ask them if they have smoked in the last 20 minutes if they have i cannot stay in there house i have to wait until 20 minutes has passed since they last had a cigarette then i can enter there home. This is because 10 years down the line if i get lung cancer from passive smoking i cant claim compansation from my employer My mate has to do this to and she smokes. I am all for the smoking ban and have noticed a big difference when going out socially but not being able to talk to a family about there children as they have just had a *** in there own home amazes me.
     
  2. unc

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    its gone berzek fella, daughter is a nurse in a council home, not allowed to smoke 2 hours before her shift, patiants are on their last legs in there, cant smoke ffs give em some pleasure
     
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    A fecking right job you have, your job lets you waste 20 minutes'' here and there' WTF you do .... (chinny) ....

    Is there any openings going? mind you I'd like to bet it needs a level of intelligence more than I've got....

    oOh well....
     
  4. unc

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    your a plasterer ffs

    biggest time wasters in the building trade (hidebehindsofa)
     
  5. stevie

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    RE: your a plasterer ffs

    Aye' your right, and poorest paid.... :D ....
     
  6. unc

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    get out of here

    :'( :'(
     
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    I See Mort........

    lied earlier when he said he was off to bed......
     
  8. unc

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    just like being nosey nt
     
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    With regards plasterers........

    Under-appreciated methinks! It's an art to get that egg-shell finish too.... Apparently you have to get the finish below that so that the paint can adhere to it? Don't ask me - brickie missen! Plus............. the fact that they work inernally in damp conditions! Reight enough of that.... to balance the scales.... sodding plasterers! If it weren't for us brickies you wouldn't have walls to lay the bloody stuff on!!! :D And don't give me the old 'i have to cover up your B*ll*cks' routine :eek: (raiseaglass)
     
  10. unc

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    nice one

    (clap) (clap) (clap)
     
  11. *Windy

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    Agreed.

    </p>

    If they smoke in the house their children should be taken away from them removing any need for you to call.</p>
     
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    It sounds like you have a good job

    maybe you should brush up on your English skills, "In THEIR home" not "In THERE home".
     
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    Kin ell

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    Jesus ******* wept.</p>
     
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  15. Gue

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    RE: Agreed.

    Could not possibly agree more.
     
  16. Gue

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    the joke's on you

    <font size="2">'Thiugh' is old English for ' I live in a glass house. Where are my stones ? '</font>
     
  17. Hicksy

    Hicksy Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    I wish I lived in Olde England

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    No computers, just flaxon haired maidens, beer, feights,and sex.</p>
     
  18. Gue

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    RE: I wish I lived in Olde England

    Sounds like Wellington Street. Just swap 'Flaxen haired Maidens' for 'Gobby harridans that fck for buttons'.
     
  19. JLWBigLil

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    Don't they all look like this ?

    <img src ="http://www.scavengeinc.com/images/roma/1125n.jpg">
     
  20. Gue

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    At 1.00 am yes.

    The following morning they all look like Ian Dowie.
     

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