So come on, own up.... who's got a penis.... and plays with it?

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  1. Redstar

    Redstar Well-Known Member

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    had to be done.
     
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    Young Nudger Well-Known Member

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    Me and I love mine

    I've always wondered though - if I was a woman and was able to have climax after climax - I doubt if I'd ever get out of bed - it must be great to be a woman!!!
     
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    That's probably 80%

    of the regulars on here then.....

    The other 20% being women (that's just a guess, I have no idea how many women contribute to this board).
     
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    Mine did something yesterday

    which was quite unexpected.

    I was in hospital on monday/tuesday for a kidney stone laser fragmentation and stent removal and they fill you up with air so they can see what they are doing. Yesterday morning I went for a pee and farted through my willy. Couldn't stop laughing....
     
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    Durkar Red Well-Known Member

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    Had you down as a Koro sufferer
     
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    I've got 2 feet but don't use them as a rule
     
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    Should this not be in the political thread?

    That is usually where you get to talk about pr1cks.
     
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    the wife last night said give me 12inch and make me bleed so i shxged 3 times and smacked her in the nose
     
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    My wife said give me 12 inch with a rubber on the end for Christmas. I bought her a beautiful pencil
     
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    Always remember this my friends - if you are with a woman you are with the most beautiful thing that God ever created - and although you should never put a woman on a pedestal you should always realise this fact
     
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